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Category: Comedy

  • Yes, I’m an Animal.

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    “You could never insult me by calling me an animal. Actually, I take it as a compliment To be called after a loyal dog, a pig, a rat, monkey or a snake is no insult! Snakes are resilient, dogs are loyal, monkeys are cute, curious, and playful, rats are affectionate, pigs are empathetic. Even the…

  • Sinister Chess Robot Breaks Child’s Finger in Fit of Rage

    Sinister Chess Robot Breaks Child’s Finger in Fit of Rage

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  • The End of the World According to Animals

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    [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.4″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” hover_enabled=”0″ global_colors_info=”{}” sticky_enabled=”0″] The End of the World According to Animals</h1>by Edmund J. Janas, II Jul 16, 2022 A short fable about the end of the world and what humanity values. (As far as we know, this…

  • It’s Actually Ironic

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    “It’s Actually Ironic” Parody #AlanisMorissette‘s #Ironic Lyrics reimagined by Edmund J. Janas An old man who thinks he’s eight He won the lottery but they didn’t pay Said you had to be 18 to play. It’s Ginger Ale but you call it Chardonnay Saying I’m so early, when your two hours too late And it’s…

  • Older People Frustrated by Youth-Driven Companies

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    Dear Walmart (pronounced Wahl-maht for dramatic effect), and McDonalds: Present circumstances compel me to write you, to beseech you to never allow teens, or those in their 20’s, or those of arrested in teen sensibilities to do substitutions on foodstuffs. And for you, McDonald’s to likewise keep our undeveloped youths from mixing coffees. Whilst my…