“It’s Actually Ironic”Parody #AlanisMorissette‘s #IronicLyrics reimagined by Edmund J. JanasAn old man who thinks he’s eightHe won the lottery but they didn’t paySaid you had to be 18 to play.It’s Ginger Ale but you call it ChardonnaySaying I’m so early, when your two hours too lateAnd it’s actually ironic… don’t you thinkIt’s like separation papers on your wedding dayIt’s a free ride, then your asked to payIt’s the good advice that you won’t takeAnd who would’ve thought… it figuresMr. Playdough was afraid of getting bakedHe packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbyeHe waited his whole damn life to take that flightAnd as the plane crashed down he thought“Well isn’t this nice…”And it’s actually ironic… don’t you thinkIt’s like separation papers on your wedding dayIt’s a free ride then your’e asked to payIt’s the good advice that you refuse to takea broom when you asked for a rake… it figuresWell...