“It’s Actually Ironic”
Parody #AlanisMorissette‘s #Ironic
Lyrics reimagined by Edmund J. Janas
An old man who thinks he’s eight
He won the lottery but they didn’t pay
Said you had to be 18 to play.
It’s Ginger Ale but you call it Chardonnay
Saying I’m so early, when your two hours too late
And it’s actually ironic… don’t you think
It’s like separation papers on your wedding day
It’s a free ride, then your asked to pay
It’s the good advice that you won’t take
And who would’ve thought… it figures
Mr. Playdough was afraid of getting baked
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
“Well isn’t this nice…”
And it’s actually ironic… don’t you think
It’s like separation papers on your wedding day
It’s a free ride then your’e asked to pay
It’s the good advice that you refuse to take
a broom when you asked for a rake… it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right
And enemies have a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows bubbles
In your face
A mint jam when your favorite is grape
A heart attack… on your cig-a-rette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a spork
Saying “Good Chicken” when it’s act-u-ally pork,
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And finding out…he’s a nighmare come to life
And it’s actually ironic.. don’t you think
A little too ironic… and, yeah, I really do think…
thought my ring fell down the drain
took apart the plumbing
it’s in back of the sink…
ironic
It’s like separation papers on your wedding day
It’s a free ride then your’e asked to pay
It’s the good advice that you just won’t take
Who would’ve thought… it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of snuffing you out…yet randomly
Helping you out
