So one day I ran out of ketchup and out of frustration and sheer boredom I asked AI to help me write a disco anthem. I was thinking something on the level of Donna Sommer’s Macarthur Park. The results were not so good. Start operatic, then go full disco. There’s no more ketchup on the shelf, Cupboards are bareGonna have to try something else, like a tangerine pearShould have gone to the store when I could, now I’m in a bindGonna have to save it for the next time, not leave it behind Chorus:No more ketchup, what a bummer!No more ketchup, no more dinnerI’m in a bind, need something to dipCan’t have vegan nuggets without a little zip Verse...