Tag: Monologue

  • Older People Frustrated by Youth-Driven Companies

    Older People Frustrated by Youth-Driven Companies

    Dear Walmart (pronounced Wahl-maht for dramatic effect), and McDonalds: Present circumstances compel me to write you, to beseech you to never allow teens, or those in their 20’s, or those of arrested in teen sensibilities to do substitutions on foodstuffs. And for you, McDonald’s to likewise keep our undeveloped youths from mixing coffees. Whilst my…